This week (and a half!) is the last chance to get Super Sevens or Super Hearts for iOS. I obviously will not be renewing my Apple developer account, so my apps will be removed from the App Store soon.
It’s also the last chance to try Climby Charts on your iPhone or iPad. So please hurry and download it… 10 million times… or it will truly be lost in the app heap forever!
For Android users, all three of my games will remain on Amazon since there’s no annual fee over there.
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Try out some Double Deck Cancellation Hearts with “Super Hearts Free: Double Deck,” out now for both iOS and Android!
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Super Hearts (by ThumbSnail Studios) is also available on the Amazon Appstore today!
And, once again, my app is rated Mature despite clearly marking every option for “All Ages”… Seriously, Amazon? Out of curiosity, I looked up some other apps and discovered that other dangerous and lewd games like “Solitaire” are rated Mature as well. So at least there’s a consistent stance taken against all card games.
Thus, even though you might feel like the AI is beating you up by giving you two queens of spades at the same time, there is actually no violence in this app. Nor foul language, sexy babes, drug use, etc.
Super Hearts (for All Ages!) for Android available exclusively at the Amazon Appstore!
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Out today! Super Hearts (by ThumbSnail Studios) on the App Store:
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Having already established that the collective genius of the AIs in Super Sevens constructed a time machine to travel to the past, it’s no surprise that they also scouted the future in order to continue their chart dominance. There will be a lot of hopeful entries in 2016, but only a few will emerge victorious. Here are the Top Ten Best Card Games Apps for iOS and Android… in 2016:
#10:
Simple Sevens for Android
When asked why Simple Sevens for Android was taken down by its iOS brother in a heated matchup, S.S. Android replied, “I just couldn’t handle that new Super Button. Too much, too cool. He deserved to beat me. There’s no shame in second place. What? Tenth? Are you sure?”
#9:
Simple Sevens for iOS
Simple Sevens for iOS refused to answer any questions. He spent the whole interview pushing his Super Button while talking smack about his Android brother. Though when prodded about only coming in 9th, he admitted his Super Button just couldn’t compare to all the features of Super Sevens.
#8 through 6:
Super Sevens for Android
When asked why he was able to occupy multiple slots on the top ten list, Super Sevens for Android answered, “I’m the only version with achievements. They’re so addicting that I get downloaded multiple times. Yes, all by the same person. Yes, that person is my mother. This interview is over!”
And now for the top 5 best card games apps of 2016!
#5 through 1:
Super Sevens for iOS
When it was not-so-subtly implied that Super Sevens for iOS was occupying a whole lot of spots on the charts due to some recent weight gain, Super Sevens for iOS responded, “Hey, man, I recently shrunk my file size. And it’s not like I ever see you at the gym, Phil.”
You have to dig pretty deep to find some of the best games. Just how hidden were these gems back in 2013? They were so hidden they didn’t even exist! But if they didn’t exist back in 2013, how did they make it onto a “Top Card Games for 2013” list? The only possible explanation is that the AI in the game is so smart that it created a time machine to go back in time and promote itself! Wow! Amazing!
Super Sevens
Maybe “The Merciless” AI should change its name to “The Master of Space and Time”? If you couldn’t beat it in 2013, just think how much smarter it is in 2015!
Simple Sevens
Back in 2013, Simple Sevens recently just added a new “Super Button” the other day. (Uh… this time warp stuff is getting very confusing…) Anyways, try out the new button to sample some of the cool features of Super Sevens!
